Worst Car Review...Ever!

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I've seen my share of badly written reviews before, but this CNN/Money Review of the Z06 Corvette is just hilariously horrible. I think what bothers me most is the overuse of simple sentences such as "The Corvette Z06's 7-liter 505-horsepower engine sounds like lots of small things exploding." or maybe it's confusion causing sentences like: " Those extra pipes don't have much muffler in them, you see, so as not to use up too much power pushing out the exhaust gases."


I suppose at the end of the day Mr. Valdez-Daepena gets paid to write fine sentences such as "Acceleration is catapult-quick." and "The car feels like it can't quite handle what it's got and it needs your help, please, to hold it back a little." whereas I don't, so who am I to judge?

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