Think of the children!

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I don't really care how adults live their lives. The way I figure, they've made their choices and now they've got to live with it. But thanks to 6 Republican adults on the Kansas Board of Education, science is lost in Kansas.Is this really in the children's best interests? I mean honestly, why stop at schools?


Here's my propsal for Kansas:


I think we need to stop immediately in Kansas and have state mandated education courses to teach Intelligent Design to everyone in the state, not just the children, but the adults too. Because how can you teach a theory so new to just the children? The adults will be educationally backward not knowing the concepts of Intelligent Design, so they must be re-educated in Intelligent Design and Darwinism. And I think we need to start with the Kansas Board of Education. After all, I'm a big believer in the punishment should fit the crime.


We should make it a requirement of the job to have to attend a 6th grade class teaching Intelligent Design, and publically televise them live (via c-span 9 with an edited version during primetime) sitting in the classroom with 12 year olds. For these four weeks, they will do nothing but participate in class as a member of the class. They will take part in all the activities as any other student would. They will take tests. And they will be graded by the public ala "American Idol". Failure is not an option -- they fail, they do it all over again.


My advice to those with children in Kansas? Move. Pack it up and go. There's better places in the world for you and your children to be.

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