Before David Hasselhoff became a star on Baywatch, he drove a Black Pontiac Trans Am in a cheesy 80s show called "Knight Rider". As a kid growing up in the 80s, Knight Rider was kinda cool with K.I.T.T., the talking gadget-filled car and the fantastic "Turbo Boost". Of course looking at the show now, it was a program that only 10 year olds enjoyed because we didn't realize how stupid ejection seats in a car were or how "Turbo Boost" doesn't really work like that. But, to sully our memories of Knight Rider even further, Hasselhoff did a cover of "Jump in my Car" in which he rides around in a right-hand drive K.I.T.T. picking up chicks. You can watch the horror below:
oh my god. that is so pathetically painful and yet so masochistically addictive. i think i may need to vomit.
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